I ate too much.
I feel like 500 pounds.
My muscles are jacked.
Literally, I can’t move my head without my neck/back hurting. And I can’t move my leg without my IT band tightening up and spasming.
I’m running the half marathon in 2 days.
I don’t know what I’m going to “race” in. I’m way too effing huge to wear the uniform.
I’m bloated and gross.
This is awful.
I talked to my fiance for like 60 seconds today.
And now I’m shedding tears for no reason.
[see above reasons]