It is not possible to look one way on any given day, and look completely different, on any other given day. It is NOT possible to be athletically fit yesterday, and fat today. It is NOT possible to be thin and twenty-four hours later, be some sort of giant. No, it is not possible. Science says NO. Physiology says impossible. Anatomy says: absolutely not.
So there I have it. I am insane. None of the aforementioned is possible and therefore if I think it; I am quite literally insane.
Fuckin’ mirror and its goddamn tricks.